Mike gets up his courage and goes to talk to Nikki (Brooke Langton). He tries to impress her by talking about how he's a rising comedian, but she recognizes him. She's a barista at Starbuck and he recently came in and asked for a job. Humiliated, Mike wanders away and joins Trent and Sue who have gotten phone numbers from the girls they chatted up. Trent and Sue try to pep talk Mike. They talk him into going back and trying to get Nikki's digits.
ICONIC QUOTE:
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
"You're like a big bear with claws and fangs... You're staring at these claws and you're thinking to yourself- how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
(Trent, Sue)
"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man."
(Trent)
